Patrick Helmes

3 — Likely num­ber of Ger­man top goalscor­ers over the past 10 years by season’s end. With Ibisevic’s injury cement­ing his tally at 18, it seems likely that Patrick Helmes (17), Mario Gomez or Grafite (14 each) will end up with title of Torschützenkönig. BUT if Grafite were to win, it’d increase the num­ber of […]

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Week 6 by the Numbers

by Mark on September 29, 2008 · 3 comments

0 — Num­ber of wins by Frank­furt, the last remain­ing win­less team 5 — Total num­ber of shots by Glad­bach in their 0–1 defeat to Ham­burg 7 — Goals scored by Patrick Helmes this sea­son, that’s equal to or more than 8 teams (Hertha, Köln, Han­nover, Karl­sruhe, Bochum, Cot­tbus, Frank­furt, and Glad­bach) 8.06 — The […]

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Week Five by the Numbers

by Mark on September 21, 2008 · 4 comments

1 — Num­ber of weeks Ham­burg spent at the top of the table 2 — Num­ber of 0–0 draws after five weeks 5 — Clean sheets, tied (along­side week 4) for the most in one week 8 — Min­utes it took sub Jonas Kam­per to score in Bielefeld’s 2–0 win over Köln 11 — The […]

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A hat trick by Patrick Helmes and an unre­lent­ing offense saw Bayer Lev­erkusen take apart Han­nover 96 tonight. The ill­ness and injury rid­dles Reds, were humil­i­ated by Bayer 04, but also their lack of fight as they seemed dis­in­ter­ested in the pro­ceed­ings. Bayer have the most fluid attack in the Bun­desliga with Rofles and Augusto […]

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XI">The Bundesliga XI

by Double Pivot on September 10, 2008 · 0 comments

While this is expected to become a weekly col­umn, I have decided to hand out the first Weekly XI based on the cumu­la­tive efforts of the first three weeks.  I will use a 3–4–3 for­ma­tion for my picks. Schober (S04) West­er­mann (S04) Sub­otic (BVB) Friedrich (HBS) Kuba (BVB) Marin (MON) Schwe­in­steiger (FCB) Deje­gah (WLF) Wich­niarek (AB) Helmes (BL) Ibi­se­vic (TSG) GK: Mathias […]

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1st Schalke What You Know: If baseball’s Chicago Cubs had a baby with the Red Sox prior to 2004, Schalke would be the off­spring. What You Don’t: All things both good and bad must end. What to Expect: Yes, Campe­ones! I say that, buck­ing all trends, and know­ing full well that Schalke could be lead­ing the […]

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A look at Bayer Leverkusen’s Bruno Lab­ba­dia con­cludes our The New Gaffer: Intro­duc­ing… series this week. So far we’ve exam­ined, in order: the jour­ney­man, the com­pany man, the stranger and, er, Mar­tin Jol. Lab­ba­dia is a mix between a poor man’s Jür­gen Klins­mann and a poor man’s Chris­t­ian Bale (take a look!). In other words, […]

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