Hannover 96

No images as a lead-in for this story on a pole-dancing Han­nover 96 fan at a friendly ver­sus VfL Osnabrück. Accord­ing to reports the fan stripped down in –4 cel­sius (~25 fahren­heit) weather, egged on by cheers of „onanieren, onanieren!“ (mas­tur­bate, mas­tur­bate!). Local police and sup­port­ers are not amused, although at that tem­per­a­ture it’s difficult […]

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Week 6 by the Numbers

by Mark on September 29, 2008 · 3 comments

0 — Num­ber of wins by Frank­furt, the last remain­ing win­less team 5 — Total num­ber of shots by Glad­bach in their 0–1 defeat to Ham­burg 7 — Goals scored by Patrick Helmes this sea­son, that’s equal to or more than 8 teams (Hertha, Köln, Han­nover, Karl­sruhe, Bochum, Cot­tbus, Frank­furt, and Glad­bach) 8.06 — The […]

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Hav­ing had the time to digest Bayern’s 2–5 maul­ing by Bre­men (no need to rehash things here, if you need a refresher check out the excel­lent post at Deutsche Welle’s Ball­spiel or the video high­lights at 101 Great Goals), I wanted to know exactly how bad it was for the Bavar­i­ans. No mat­ter what your […]

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1st Schalke What You Know: If baseball’s Chicago Cubs had a baby with the Red Sox prior to 2004, Schalke would be the off­spring. What You Don’t: All things both good and bad must end. What to Expect: Yes, Campe­ones! I say that, buck­ing all trends, and know­ing full well that Schalke could be lead­ing the […]

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The Deutsche Presse Agen­tur released a poll yes­ter­day about pre­dic­tions for the upcom­ing sea­son. Bay­ern Munich was the unan­i­mous favorite of Bun­desliga coaches to repeat as cham­pi­ons. The most com­mon rea­son given was the qual­ity of Jür­gen Klinsmann’s squad. What fol­lows is a hasty trans­la­tion of what each of the 18 gaffers had to say […]

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The fix­tures for the open­ing day of the 2008/2009 Bun­desliga sea­son have been announced. All of these matches will be played on Sat­ur­day, August 16: FC Bay­ern v Ham­burg Schalke v Han­nover Wolfs­burg v Cologne Bayer Lev­erkusen v Borus­sia Dort­mund Ein­tra­cht Frank­furt v Hertha Berlin Karl­sruhe v Bochum Energie Cot­tbus v Hof­fen­heim Arminia Biele­feld v […]

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Season Finale

by Mark on May 18, 2008 · 0 comments

The 45th sea­son of the Bun­desliga has come to an end with com­par­a­tively lit­tle drama or the­atrics. Bay­ern all but guar­an­teed itself the title with a busy sum­mer in the trans­fer mar­ket, spend­ing 70 mil­lion Euros on Luca Toni (the league’s top scorer), Franck Ribery (world class play­maker) and the rest. While this invest­ment was […]

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