Albert Streit

Streit declares “to hell with Jens, I am the biggest Douche Nozzle in the league”

by Double Pivot on February 24, 2009 · 5 comments

Who’s your douche-daddy? That’s right Albert! Angered that noto­ri­ous douche-weasel, Jens Lehmann had grabbed all the head­lines this week with his shoe throw­ing inci­dent against Salid Sal­i­hovic, Albert Streit decided to take mat­ters in his own hands by get­ting into a punch up with the non-ghetto Boateng brother, him­self a bit of a douche-waffle. His […]

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XI)">die Tabelle lügt nicht: Week 5 (Now w/ the Bundesliga XI)

by Double Pivot on September 25, 2008 · 10 comments

Here’s this week’s Bun­desliga XI. It is packed with Bayer 04, Hof­fen­heim and Werder play­ers. It does include a spe­cial shoutout to the man who ended Energie’s goal drought, an under appre­ci­ated defender from Arminia and a goal­keeper who lost. 1. Schalke 04 Now 10 of their last 13 have been scored by defend­ers. This time […]

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die Tabelle lügen nicht! Preview

by Double Pivot on August 14, 2008 · 13 comments

1st Schalke What You Know: If baseball’s Chicago Cubs had a baby with the Red Sox prior to 2004, Schalke would be the off­spring. What You Don’t: All things both good and bad must end. What to Expect: Yes, Campe­ones! I say that, buck­ing all trends, and know­ing full well that Schalke could be lead­ing the […]

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