Who’s your douche-daddy?
That’s right Albert!
Angered that notorious douche-weasel, Jens Lehmann had grabbed all the headlines this week with his shoe throwing incident against Salid Salihovic, Albert Streit decided to take matters in his own hands by getting into a punch up with the non-ghetto Boateng brother, himself a bit of a douche-waffle.
His plan worked when he got his fellow douche-wad suspended by Martin Jol, who had to break up the douche-off. Streit has long been a controversial figure, who hasn’t been more than a douche-nugget for any team he has played for. He has spent more time promoting himself for the Mannschaft or Series A than providing any modicum of ability to the clubs that have been stupid enough to buy him.
So in a week where Hamburg should be all smiles as they seem poised to end a 26 year drought, let’s hope that Jol won’t live to regret purchasing the cancer that is Albert Streit. Whether they win or lose the title, I for one want it to be on the pitch and not because they were desperate in January and grabbed the first douche-mcmuffin available.
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Jens may be Jens, but he at least seems rather non-douchy outside of a game. I don’t think one can make the same case for Streit…
The crappy thing is Jerome Boateng is a good kid who for some reason has ended up on Jol’s bad side. I have *no* idea what he’s done, but following his ejection in Sunday’s Leverkusen match, I think Jol was looking for a reason to stick it to him.
I agree Chris. I actually like him too. I wonder if Jol is channeling frustrations from his brother’s time at Spurs at the younger one
And Streit *is* the biggest douche bag in the B’liga. For the life of me, I can’t fathom why HSV went and picked him up.
Maybe the figured that Jol can keep him better in check or something. Or they are desperat for some more news appearances, after all it´s hard to be a big and famous club if you don´t provide the occasional news bit and some scandal now and then… =)